Just a theory.
I seriously think NMF is a coke head. Why? Because he goes out "to get something from my car" a lot. Then comes back all hyper and talkative and can't sit the fuck still-ish.
posted by Kerri Keberly @ 2:07 PM
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A copy writer for an ad agency on coke? Maybe that plays in NY or LA but you're in the sticks (as it were) .
Clearly it's crack.
btw-didn't you say he's always sniffing and snorting? No, sorry, he's a farter.
yes, he does sniffle and snort a lot... in addition to farting. crack is a given, but, believe me, detroit sees it's fair share of coke. all the D.I.N.K.S in the suburbs? hipsters in the city proper? yeah.
The constant runny nose could be a giveaway for a coke...
Hehehe, reminds me of my favorite Matt Groening party game, the "Cokehead Mind Puzzler"- "I'm only gonna tell you this once. That guy over there has a bunch of coke with him, but he's going to deny it. And I'm going to deny I ever told you this. See you later, pal."
That would explain the "powdered sugar" you keep noticing, wouldn't it? heh.
that's not called "a theory", that's called perception :D
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