Lamest post evah.

one week past my due date today. not that i expected the miracle of birth to actually happen on schedule, but i was kind of hoping. so far being off of work has been great--all except for the waiting. i haven't had one feeling of guilt since the minute i walked out the door. now i just need convince jr. life on the outside is... uh... awesome!

damn. i just realized that without work, not that i'd rather be back there or anything, but without work, i really don't have much to blog about. the only thing that annoys me at home are my cats. damn dirty animals. they act like they rule the roost or something. like i'm blind and can't see them jumping on the cupboard and table as if they do it all the time when we're at work. well, not for the next three months you're not, bitches. do you think i enjoy catass all over the place? no, i do not. especially where i eat. you better watch yourselves, now, cause the big cat is here to regulate.

ANYWAY. i'm going to stop entertaining myself by pretending i can stop my cats from acting like cats and go find something productive to do.