Christ Almighty.

Seriously. Is there a need to slurp hot beverages and or food? Just wait until the fucking shit isn’t so fucking hot. By doing this, you will eliminate any and all need to slurp noisily and annoy the ever living shit out of people, more specifically, me. Am I the only person who understands this? It’s not rocket science, is it?

Btw, NMF is an asshole. He's all pissy and confrontational because no one said hi to him when he stomped in this morning. He's told us twice already in a half an hour he's not talking to anyone because no one said hi to him when he came in. Okay, queenie, whatever. He gets like this when he comes back from his shrink. It's fucking annoying.